The NZ Herald reveals that Kaiwaka Chief fire officer John Bowmar, Quarry boss Scott Parker, and a local minister (all upstanding members of the community) have reportedly seen a large lion-like cat in the countryside surrounding the small Northland town.
What is really going on? My personal theories are as follows...
- A lion has really escaped from Zion Wildlife Gardens.
- Aslan is on the move.
- Ferral cats are feeding on rats which have eaten genetically modified tomatoes from a secret laboratory (Sanctioned by Labour Government, situated underneath Kaiwaka Quarry), causing massive growth acceleration.
- The Cowardly Lion accidentally stumbled upon a wormhole in the time/space continuim bridging Oz and Kaiwaka.
Please leave a comment if you have any better hypotheses.