"An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms terms."
My oxymoronism has a name. I am a kidult. What is a kidult you ask? Wikipedia's definition below...
"A kidult is a "grown-up" person who enjoys being a part of youth culture and doing things that are usually thought as more suitable for children."
Feel my pain...
I know I'm all grown up because...
My radio station of preferace is 'Talkback ZB'.
I actually enjoy watching Parlament TV.
The 17-year-old I was talking to this morning didn't have any idea what a flannelgraph is.
I have no idea who Hannah Montana is.
Haircuts now include eyebrows and nosehairs.
On the otherhand, I know I'm still youthful because...
Spongebob is still the best thing on TV.
Youthchurch is the church service I look forward to the most.
When people call me Mr. Drake, I look around for my dad.
I can't wait for Christmas so I can play with the kid's new toys.
My preferred clothing is skinny jeans, tee-shirt, chucks, and tighty whiteys (urban dictionary says they're cool anyway).
And so the dilema continues...