Big Wendy, Super Whippet

It's no secret that I'll soon be the proud owner of a whippet puppy, but if I had a dollar for every time someone has said: "Why don't you get a real dog?" it would have paid for the puppy!

Let me introduce you to Wendy the Schwarzenegger of all dogs. It just so happens that she is a Whippet, a 27-kilogram-rippling-mass-of-muscle whippet (forget the six-pack stomach, Wendy has a 24-pack)!

Surprisingly, Wendy is steroid-free. The reason for her appearance is a rare gene mutation which has made her 'myostatin deficient' and essentially 'double-muscled'. Being super-buffed is not without its downside however as unfortunately, the mutation has condemned Wendy to a short life.

9 comments:

lesmondj said...

ha ha ha! That's just funny as! Although Wendy does look a touch sad (tear wells up). Nah...still funny!

Fifi said...

Wendy looks wired! I wonder who would win in a cage fight to the death...Wendy or Symon?

Jon Dylan said...

Yeah self proclaimed all time greatest arm-wrestler... defend your title!

sewfunky said...

scary dog... gotta feel sorry for her though!

Jonathan said...

I've met a few dogs that look similar whilst exploring the Capital Wastelands...... no, wait, that's not real life... reality is a hard thing to deal with // random.

Symon Burton said...

Not 'self proclaimed all time greatest arm-wrestler' but 'undesputed arm-wrestler champion of renewalyouth'. You gotta get the terminology right Jon. Take you on anyday ;-)

Rhys said...

Looks like something out of a horror or thriller, almost werewolf, you havn't challenged me at an arm wrestle yet.

Jon Dylan said...

I'm pretty sure I'd have a running chance against the guy who thinks the most expensive perfume is Lynx...

Fifi said...

Dude, treat yourself to some Eternity for Men. Lynx blerrrgh.